The Eds are at the dump, goofing off, when they come across a box of strange tubes. Edd recognizes them as turkey basters, but Eddy doesn't believe that and tells him they're squirt guns. From Canada. Canadian squirt guns. The Eds go off to the cul-de-sac for their latest master scam. Eddy, in a cowboy get-up, shows off his squirt gun skills. The kids go right for it and buy the whole box. The whole cul-de-sac turns into a Western setting, with squirt gun battles. Jonny 2x4 shows up and tells the Eds that Plank was abducted and soaked in perfume. The Eds go off to serve justice, and end up having a showdown with the Kanker sisters, who easily defeat them with their perfume squirt guns.