""Help Me, I'm Bald"" Newton overdoses on television, then decides to drastically improve Ned's life... using the hard-sell advice of 1,000 commercials as his guide. ""Planes, Trains, And Newtmobiles"" Ned's on vacation with his Mom and Dad, passing the time with a dumb ""Vehicle Bingo"" game. When he gets left behind at a rest stop, he and Newton have to take every kind of transportation on his game (and plenty more) to catch up to the blithely unaware Flemkins.