No Olympics

A crying infant's father escalates his attempts to soothe his thrill-seeking baby; Fred and Carrie get the Mayor of Portland's (Kyle MacLachlan) blessing to create a grassroots campaign to prevent the Olympics from ever coming to Portland; A creative canoe dancer turns what seems to be a mistake in his routine into a triumphal finish; A pair of bike valets have trouble finding a disgruntled customer's (Johnny Marr) bike.