The Great Mistake

Sabrina hits a really bad day: disregarding her aunts' warning, she buys a ""tomorrow"" ball from a supernatural traveling salesman, and believes its prediction that she will get an ""A-"" on her science project. Unfortunately, Mr. Pool (dressed in a kilt for ""Scots Pride Day"") doesn't share that estimation of her work, and gives her a C- and a chance to redo the project overnight. Instead, Sabrina tries to sneak out of the house aboard her trusty vacuum cleaner to attend a ""Smashing Pumpkins"" concert, but gets pulled over by a flying motorcycle cop and cited for flying over the town ""with a full bag and bad dust emissions."" An abashed Sabrina shrinks to miniature size as a result of guilt; to cheer her up, her aunts share stories of how they have ""messed up"" over the centuries -- including the hitherto unheard story of Zelda's literally middle-aged marriage to one Benvolio. In a related subplot, Salem visits his witchly parole officer, and pleads that his rehabilitation is going well, but