Game 1: Weird Newscasters - Colin is the anchor. Chip is an Italian singing gondolier whose boat has sprung a leak. Wayne is again on sports as an excited Japanese tourist. Ryan again doing the weather as Bigfoot caught on film, desperately trying to escape from being spotted. Game 2: Title Sequence - Chip and Wayne sing the theme song to Bea Arthur and Brad Pitt, with Colin and Ryan performing as the title characters. Game 3: Scenes From A Hat - What your wife is thinking right now; Boy Scout badges we'll never see; Diet books that didn't fly off the shelves; Strange 900 numbers; Bad race horse names to call in a race. Game 4: Improbable Mission - Wayne is the voice on the tape, and Colin and Ryan are secret agents on a mission to wash a car. Game 5: Irish Drinking Song - Hair Transplant Artificial Winner: Chip Drew Game: Props Credits Roll: All four contestants as people at a very dysfunctional family reunion.