In ""Hollywood Director,"" Colin directs Ryan, a clumsy waiter who spills food on temperamental model Wayne's clothes and Chip, Wayne's rock star boyfriend, who arrives later; Wayne and Chip sing to Shana the animal trainer as Metallica during ""Duet""; ""Song Titles"" at the police station on a busy Saturday night; ""Scenes from a Hat"" are ""Times when you'd like to say 'Let's see that again in slow motion',"" ""Bad times to ask her for sex,"" ""Bad names for perfume,"" ""What your dogs think and do when you leave them alone in the house,"" ""Unusual cases for the FBI,"" ""World's worst catch phrases,"" ""If people broke into song in real life,"" and ""Difficult questions for mommy to answer."" Wayne wins so everyone else does the ""Drunk Mother Hoedown.""