Red, White & Dick

After attending a football game and observing how enthusiastically the crowd sang ""The Star Spangled Banner,"" Dick observes that humans have a deep love for their country of origin. They'd better get with the program or they'll look very suspicious. He assigns Tommy the study of the documents that created this country. Harry will cover anthems and epic poetry. Sally will do a microfiche search. Harry is put in charge of equality, since clearly it is one of the foundations of this country. Mary contributes that America offers so many freedoms: press, speech, assembly. Her family came over on the Mayflower. Nina says her family came over on a different boat but surely hooked up with Mary's family shortly after they arrived. As equality leader, Harry makes rulings on everything from who gets new shoes to the size of their ice cream sundaes. In class, Dick demands that the students stand up and say the Pledge of Allegiance. Sally is comfortable with the idea that all the aliens treating ea