Эпизод 1

It's the first day of term and there are two new teachers; J. P. and Penny. Kurt is hiding from Carol, Susan is falling in love with J. P. and Simon is bored. While contemplating ways to make J. P. notice her, Susan takes advice from Brian and dresses more feminine. However it is all for nothing as she finds out that he is gay. Kurt give Liz chocolate so that she will dump Carol for him. Brian hears that Penny is a lesbian and becomes obsessed with her breasts.