1. Beck vs. Bjork 2. Willie Nelson vs. Tony Bennett 3. Elizabeth Hurley vs. Anna Kournikova Fight Summary: 1 - Beck vs. Bjork Beck and Bjork fought with musical instruments, Bjork uses her keyboard to blow both of Beck's eardrums out, making him deaf, then she knocks one of his eyes out and stomps on it. Then Nick and Johnny uses the time machine to bring Bach into the arena, and he uses his plow to cut Bjork in half, then he twists Beck's neck and kicks off his head. 2 - Willie Nelson vs. Tony Bennett Willie Nelson takes off his bandana to reveal a third eye. The eye opens up and fires a laser towards Bennett, and Bennett is vaporized. 3 - Elizabeth Hurley vs. Anna Kournikova The girls fought above a chamber with horny 12-year old boys. Hurley smashes Kournikova into the chamber and claims victory, but a hand grabs her ancle, it is Kournikova, who killed the boys... Kournikova pulls Hurley down through the grate, and her head splits open and her brain pops out.